Ireland declared subway bread to not be bread, because it has too much sugar. In Ireland you can steal all of a Subway’s “bread”, and it’s not a crime. Because they cannot define what it is, you cannot be charged with a specific crime.
I’m not advocating this, because at some point the law will catch up. There are a few cases regarding this going through the court system now that may reach the Supreme Court. Also INTERPOL can still get you if you smuggle it to a country where it is bread.
JoeBoredom says
He should have ask for all the dough … oh wait
jschmeau says
He’s going to need a lawyer dog.
blowthepoke says
They caught him by following the trail of pigeons back to his hide out
Infamous_ak says
The cashier asked him to specify what kind of “bread” he wanted because he worked at a sandwich shop.
Brilliant.
RaspyMolasses says
I need that cheese!
TheTeenageOldman says
Did he wait around while they toasted all of it?
Avitas1027 says
[Show me the bread.](https://youtu.be/65kPTniJusE?t=85)
Prunger says
At yeast he did not have to wait long.
Cwallace98 says
Ireland declared subway bread to not be bread, because it has too much sugar. In Ireland you can steal all of a Subway’s “bread”, and it’s not a crime. Because they cannot define what it is, you cannot be charged with a specific crime.
I’m not advocating this, because at some point the law will catch up. There are a few cases regarding this going through the court system now that may reach the Supreme Court. Also INTERPOL can still get you if you smuggle it to a country where it is bread.
Mimehunter says
Not ambiguous at all since Subway doesn’t use bread
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/oct/01/irish-court-rules-subway-bread-is-not-bread
Best_Weed_Lawyer says
It’s hard to rob a store when you are a time traveler from the 1970s.