That dude probably got paid pretty good to spend a night in jail.
“They shut us down, I’d gotten all my shots, but I didn’t know they were going to arrest me. Another guy stepped up and said, ‘I’m the director.’ I found out that it was his job to take the fall for me. He went to jail for the night and I’m forever grateful
I have always vaguely wondered about the profitability of running a Fall Guy organization. Think about it, some rich guy is out drunk driving and accidentally hits a pedestrian. They call us and pay us 2 Mill, we find an unskilled person with limited career potential (I know several people who fit this description) (the fall guy), sneak them to location. We escort the rich guy away from the scene, he makes a police report about a stolen car, an “independent” citizen calls in a hit and run. We give the fall guy 3/4 shots of tequila, and have him drive the car around for a bit. He gets stopped by the police, clearly drunk in the reported stolen car, easy case open and shut, witness on the ground to positively ID the driver, maybe a plausible story for how he got the keys, double check that there is no contradictory evidence, hire a good lawyer, the fall guy gets ~20 years for Grand theft auto and vehicular homicide while intoxicated, we work with contacts in the prisons to ensure the sentence is relatively easy, maybe get out early for good behavior.
and then we pay the fall guy 1 Mill, not bad for 20 years of sitting around. and what rich person wouldnt pay to get out of jail time?
seems pretty foolproof. And if needed the ex fall guy could work at a sister corporation that specializes in hiring ex cons, dip in to that tax rebate a bit.
Add assorted obfuscations to all of the above to make it harder to detect the underlying company and the large pay out, and you have a potentially successful business model.
shinymetalobjekt says
That dude probably got paid pretty good to spend a night in jail.
“They shut us down, I’d gotten all my shots, but I didn’t know they were going to arrest me. Another guy stepped up and said, ‘I’m the director.’ I found out that it was his job to take the fall for me. He went to jail for the night and I’m forever grateful
VoidZero52 says
Joe Silverman lmao
Hail, Caesar! really knew what was up
Danny_Mc_71 says
It must be my age because I assumed the “fall guy” was a stunt man.
GlobalTravelR says
Nice to hear Lee Majors is still getting work.
S1DC says
Laws are just a minor tax inconvenience the rich.
jamcdonald120 says
I have always vaguely wondered about the profitability of running a Fall Guy organization. Think about it, some rich guy is out drunk driving and accidentally hits a pedestrian. They call us and pay us 2 Mill, we find an unskilled person with limited career potential (I know several people who fit this description) (the fall guy), sneak them to location. We escort the rich guy away from the scene, he makes a police report about a stolen car, an “independent” citizen calls in a hit and run. We give the fall guy 3/4 shots of tequila, and have him drive the car around for a bit. He gets stopped by the police, clearly drunk in the reported stolen car, easy case open and shut, witness on the ground to positively ID the driver, maybe a plausible story for how he got the keys, double check that there is no contradictory evidence, hire a good lawyer, the fall guy gets ~20 years for Grand theft auto and vehicular homicide while intoxicated, we work with contacts in the prisons to ensure the sentence is relatively easy, maybe get out early for good behavior.
and then we pay the fall guy 1 Mill, not bad for 20 years of sitting around. and what rich person wouldnt pay to get out of jail time?
seems pretty foolproof. And if needed the ex fall guy could work at a sister corporation that specializes in hiring ex cons, dip in to that tax rebate a bit.
Add assorted obfuscations to all of the above to make it harder to detect the underlying company and the large pay out, and you have a potentially successful business model.
DaveOJ12 says
OP is still spamming? It’s been weeks.