Two Italian intelligence agents and a retired Israeli security forces member were among four victims of Sunday’s boating disaster on Lake Maggiore in northern Italy.
This guy was hanging out with Italian intelligence agents because they are entertaining and he wanted to go fishing. “Retire,” he said. I bet that was the only reason they were hanging out.
Murse_1 says
That’s some spy novel stuff.
Pirate_Ben says
Not oniony
Greatestdisciple says
This guy was hanging out with Italian intelligence agents because they are entertaining and he wanted to go fishing. “Retire,” he said. I bet that was the only reason they were hanging out.
wokeupfrench says
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sixsixtiy says
Such a terrible “accident”
aikijo says
I always wonder what happened – whether they couldn’t swim or how big the swells were.
The402Jrod says
“Accident”
Working_Ad_4650 says
Thats not suspicious is it?
ThirdSunRising says
Nothing suspicious about that.
Moving on.
Ok-Seaworthiness4488 says
“accident”
Party-Place-8749 says
I guess we can add ‘avoiding boat accidents’ to the list of things even intelligence agents struggle with.
meishornynow says
Yeahhhh. About that
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Mindspace_Explorer says
How is this supposed to be oniony? Not funny, doesn’t sound like satire either. OP probably has severe brain damage.