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I mean it makes perfect sense. Ji Jinping is everything Trump wishes to be but isn’t, and China is run just the way Trump fantasizes he would run a country, but can’t
Not surprising. When he became President, Trump thought that meant he was “King” in the Henry VIII mold, doing whatever he wanted. That’s his vision for the Presidency and Congress and the Constitution and laws surrounding the office are just hindrances.
Imagine how cool it would be to have a leader that cared about HELPING its people and not “running them” like it’s a fucking business. That’d be swell.
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Fellowshipofthebowl says
*like a broken record*
Julie-Andrews says
President for life and in total control of the people.
That’s all Trump wants out of life.
51870543510543542350 says
Someone posted the article to r/conservatives. They’re actually upvoting it.
Charming_Cat_4426 says
I mean it makes perfect sense. Ji Jinping is everything Trump wishes to be but isn’t, and China is run just the way Trump fantasizes he would run a country, but can’t
NoBSforGma says
Not surprising. When he became President, Trump thought that meant he was “King” in the Henry VIII mold, doing whatever he wanted. That’s his vision for the Presidency and Congress and the Constitution and laws surrounding the office are just hindrances.
supercyberlurker says
Narcissistic Authoritarian Control Freak approves of Narcissistic Authoritarian Control Freaks
r4yu11 says
Trump was the one that alerted us to be weary of China. The whole pivot to Asia strategy began under him.
reel_ink says
Imagine how cool it would be to have a leader that cared about HELPING its people and not “running them” like it’s a fucking business. That’d be swell.
Evilkenevil77 says
POS.
MrMcKittrick says
Now that Putin is seen as weak, he is moving to the next authoritarian in line.
Ranmaru19 says
So does Trudeau xD
decompiled-essence says
Ah, the bumhole spurts it’s wisdom once more, all hail.
happynargul says
Make America China Again
Dronesofdunshire says
That will make a good Biden ad next year