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Good thing he’s not lost out there. Vanishing AND not knowing where you are is not ideal.
Talk about burying the lede! Here’s the full quote from the article:
“I’m not going to get lost *like I did 10 years ago in Australia and Katoomba Range*,” Bare posted. “If a Kodiak gets me, I’ll consider that an honorable death.”