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Talk about burying the lede! Here’s the full quote from the article:
“I’m not going to get lost *like I did 10 years ago in Australia and Katoomba Range*,” Bare posted. “If a Kodiak gets me, I’ll consider that an honorable death.”
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AmbitiousBill550 says
Good thing he’s not lost out there. Vanishing AND not knowing where you are is not ideal.
GetOffMyLawn1729 says
Talk about burying the lede! Here’s the full quote from the article:
“I’m not going to get lost *like I did 10 years ago in Australia and Katoomba Range*,” Bare posted. “If a Kodiak gets me, I’ll consider that an honorable death.”