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Probably thought it was a biathlon, classic mistake
I came here to say stop adding all new stories to here, that this place is just for oniony ones, but then I found this gem.
“Wayne Drinkwater, the director of the GB Ultras race”
The director of the race is named Mr Drinkwater. That alone is worthy.
Used a car and still couldn’t win. What a loser.
How the fuck did they still finish 3rd?!
From ultrarunner to uberrunner
“Was that wrong? Because if I would have known…”
– George Costanza
So you’re not supposed to do that?
>”**Wayne Drinkwater**, the director of the GB Ultras race”
The 47-year-old GP, from Dumfries, is understood to have been tracked on GPX mapping data covering a mile of the race in just one minute 40 seconds.
OK, taking a car is bad enough, but while you are wearing a real-time tracking device is kind of the epitome of stupid.