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pm_me_n0Od: “Do you work for Arm & Hammer?”
“No.” *puts on shades* “They work for **me**.”
thr33beggars: Geez, that must have cost an arm and a ~~leg~~ hammer.
TooShiftyForYou: The actor Armie Hammer is this guy’s great-grandson.
hardestnuts: Still, his fate was better than Alan Hammer, who worked as an instructor at an institute for the dyslexic…
ChimpyChompies: Hugh Mungus also has a key to the directors bathroom
hatsnatcher23: Now that, is f— you money
pelefan245: Lmfao this is hilarious. My name is also Armand and when people ask me to spell it I usually tell them it’s spelled like Arm (and) hammer
Welcometony1234: Isint his son Armie Hammer?
buttonsmasher1: I’d kill my parents if they called me armand
morrock14: Serves his parents right. What the hell were they thinking?
heisenburgundy: [Nominative determinism](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism)
DrBranhatten: His brother Jack, and nephew Sledge were actually very successful police officers.
jvaughn24: And fulfilled his corny ass parents pipe dream
sonicjesus: When I was a kid we were taught he was the son of the founder. God the 80’s sucked.
myles_cassidy: “No. How the fuck many people do you know that work mcdonalds who have McDonald as a last name?”
peanutbuttahtoast: Any relation to Armie Hammer?
dkdream21: BOX OF SILVER RED AND GOLD
THEVILLAGEIDI0T: Madrigal Elektromotoren GmbH
rogeliod: …and yet, he still can not say he works for Arm and Hammer.
boredjustbrowsing: >TIL businessman Armand Hammer
Ohhh, so that’s how they got the name Arm & Hammer. *continues reading* Oh. Sorry for being one of those ppl, dude.
timmyt03: Further validation of my theory that people’s names somehow effect life paths!
SinkHoleDeMayo: *Board* of directors?
Heyooo!
Starionn: “No, Arm & Hammer works for *me*.”
THATASSH0LE: I legit thought he was an heir until right now.
Slyguy9766: Trust me, I know what I’m doing……
karmabaiter: That man’s name? Arnold Schwarzenegger!
striped_frog: I used to have a student whose first name was Armen. I used to affectionately call him Armen the Hammer. Not to his face, you understand.
Dolannn_: Honestly when I saw the preview of this post I thought of [this](https://imgur.com/makIdS5)
widermind: i almost read that name as the actor arnie hammer
jorgendude: You taking business associations? Lol
yo_puedo: I’m naming my company billgates
TheGR3EK: It’s funny how that works, my name is Mike Rosoft and people asked me if I worked at Microsoft so much I now own more shares than Bill Gates
enphurgen: It was either that or porn
calypso_ks: I am shook. I assumed it was his family’s company
suitcase88: The hammer is half of the commie symbol, and Mr. Hammer did lots of business deals with Russia.
corgblam: He had a son named Sledge.