“As she drove away from the home, Draper added, a cinder block was thrown through the rear window of her Nissan Altima.”
Of course she drives an Altima.
>Lopez was charged with a felony of throwing a deadly missile; Vazquez was charged with battery.
>
>Draper was not arrested for the incident, but — two days later she was arrested for hitting a man in the face with a glass vase filled with gravel and rocks. According to The Smoking Gun, the 31-year-old victim was identified by police as the father of her children.
BigOmet says
The story is even more absurd than the title. Give it a read.
RojoCinco says
I’m absolutely shocked this happened in Florida, shocked I tell you!
lapsangsouchogn says
[Link to the article.](https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/little-stank-keys-738519)
No one has any high ground here. No one.
SwordfishAlert2602 says
TIL “Throwing a deadly missile” is a crime in Florida.
Pathetian says
That was quite a read.
misdirected_asshole says
r/floridaman
goinmobile2030 says
Stop me if you’ve heard this one: A dick from Florida…
formerPhillyguy says
Three of society’s best and brightest.
BillTowne says
Quality people.
Y_Cornelious_DDS says
“As she drove away from the home, Draper added, a cinder block was thrown through the rear window of her Nissan Altima.”
Of course she drives an Altima.
New_Stats says
>Lopez was charged with a felony of throwing a deadly missile; Vazquez was charged with battery.
>
>Draper was not arrested for the incident, but — two days later she was arrested for hitting a man in the face with a glass vase filled with gravel and rocks. According to The Smoking Gun, the 31-year-old victim was identified by police as the father of her children.
so just a normal Thursday?
MtPollux says
How lucky that they gad a spare cinder block laying around when they needed one.
justmisspellit says
That’s pretty methed up
Sometimes_Stutters says
That’s a blatant violation of threesome etiquette.
2pacalypso says
More news articles should end with the sentence “do you want to see my asshole”.