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Not surprisingly, students in the affected classrooms learned more than they have all year.
Old School Texas Police Chief: Ok we’ll position 3 officers by the southern window here and 2 by each door perpendicular side of the room and get them in a fatal funnel. That’ll teach those c00ns to try and teach their CRT nonsense-
Police Officer with Average intelligence: Uh, Chief. I think we’re dealing with **actual** raccoons here. You know, trash pandas.
Old School Texas Police Chief: Oh god, you mean they’re part of the CCP?!
“I once saw a pack of wild dogs take over and successfully run a Wendy’s!”
They’re doing their best, okay?
Texas GOP desperately trying to figure out how to make sure those raccoons have guns. To protect the children, of course.
Good pets for biology class.
Someone should make a clip of this with the sound track from “The Good the Bad And the Ugly.” You have the students, the raccoon and the cops.
Did the animal control wait hours before doing anything?
“The raccoon problem is under control. They have their part of the town and we have ours.”
They were removed quickly after asserting that women might be people too.
Don’t worry, the police will move in within the next 5-6 hours once the racoons have already done their damage and moved on.
Where’s Leslie Knope when you need her
Considering the teacher shortage and the fact that TX despises public education, Gov Abbot has declared that they are now teachers!