Looks incredibly uncomfortable (yes, I know that’s the point) and seems like it would be especially unfair to female employees. Are employees really spending THAT much time on the bowl that a company would need to resort to this contraption?
Ah, hostile architecture moving into the workplace! Why don’t they just take out all the toilets and urinals and require all employees wear diapers (that you supply yourself, ofc)
You know where I take extremely efficient dumps? At home. Don’t have to wait in line, time it perfectly to avoid other peoples breaks, smell other people, listen to the CEO jabber on while tinkling or spend thirty fucking minutes trying to actually clean my butt with single ply toilet paper. I just go exactly when I have to and go back to work. From home.
Back before I was diagnosed with sleep apnoea I used to sneak into the disabled toilet for quick ‘power naps’ to keep me going through the day. This would have made that difficult.
LexiiConn says
Looks incredibly uncomfortable (yes, I know that’s the point) and seems like it would be especially unfair to female employees. Are employees really spending THAT much time on the bowl that a company would need to resort to this contraption?
Infamous_Traffic4673 says
I would quit if my workplace did this, either that or every time I needed a shit I’d go to a nearby public toilet
Maltese_Vulcan says
Ah, hostile architecture moving into the workplace! Why don’t they just take out all the toilets and urinals and require all employees wear diapers (that you supply yourself, ofc)
NorthImpossible8906 says
it’d be easier to just make the restroom a faraday cage, so there is no way to connect (for the phone).
Hell, it practically is one already, with all the existing pipes and ducts around it.
SAM0070REDDIT says
If my work installed one of these I would just shit in the garbage can
Reddittsucksballs says
This bathroom time that management is fixated on, just that a dumb on their desk
kotukutuku says
That’s genius, I hate it.
Patchy_Face_Man says
You know where I take extremely efficient dumps? At home. Don’t have to wait in line, time it perfectly to avoid other peoples breaks, smell other people, listen to the CEO jabber on while tinkling or spend thirty fucking minutes trying to actually clean my butt with single ply toilet paper. I just go exactly when I have to and go back to work. From home.
fucktrutin says
I could fix that with a sledgehammer.
wicklowdave says
Back before I was diagnosed with sleep apnoea I used to sneak into the disabled toilet for quick ‘power naps’ to keep me going through the day. This would have made that difficult.
series_hybrid says
Challenge accepted.
smt503 says
Easy fix:
1) Bring in a couple blocks of wood
2) Nail those fuckers down in front of the toilet
3) Shit like the royalty that you are
jdvfx says
Time to bring my own angled leveling cushion.
lilikionwheels says
Time to shit on the floor