I must have a metaphorical dick the size of Manhattan. Like Godzilla’s tail. My vehicles are quite average, but get good mileage, get the job done, and function without a bunch of aftermarket add-ons and performance enhancers.
This is a thing that needs to disappear. I’m an old celibate lady now, but honestly, if penis size is important to a woman, if she makes fun of or ‘outs’ a man with a small penis, it makes me think far less of her.
VyrPlan says
oh yeah? then explain my small dick *and* my shitty car
Bthejerk says
Why cure cancer when you can prove guys that own sports cars probably have small dicks?
theMiserychik says
imagine lying about having 33 bugattis lmao. That’s gotta be negative inches
MaleficentPi says
I must have a metaphorical dick the size of Manhattan. Like Godzilla’s tail. My vehicles are quite average, but get good mileage, get the job done, and function without a bunch of aftermarket add-ons and performance enhancers.
jh937hfiu3hrhv9 says
Hey baby, I drive a Mini.
The8thHammer says
A lot of electric cars are properly fast. Electric car = smol pp?
MysticYogiP says
It’s fine since most of those guys don’t believe in science unless it comes from Joe Rogan or Andrew Tate.
Top-Philosophy-5791 says
This is a thing that needs to disappear. I’m an old celibate lady now, but honestly, if penis size is important to a woman, if she makes fun of or ‘outs’ a man with a small penis, it makes me think far less of her.
RyzenRaider says
“And you’re saying this to a man who drives a 1.3 litre Fiat Panda.”
James May
riverrat4lyfe says
You think this goes for motorcyclists too?