The Roman Catholic Church has launched an inquiry after two nuns came back from their missionary trips pregnant | Category: General Source
elimtevir says Jeesh, I hope they figure out how that was possible. A mystery indeed! Perhapos we should hire a crack gang of detectives…. (a while later) Good grief It was Old Man Rev Mcgillacudy all along!!
airdush says Numerous allegations of child molestation and silence. When two nuns become pregnant, the church opens an investigation. Leave this place immediately.
TrumpsBoneSpur says >It appears that both women were back in their home nations and obviously had some form of sexual encounter.” Why would it be obvious when the core of their religion is an immaculate conception? We *could be* having new Jesus brothers but instead we’ll just have Kyle and Mike
DaveOJ12 says Is OP a bot? This was posted seven hours ago (with the same title): https://reddit.com/comments/13yt9km
mattstoicbuddha says
Immaculate conception, duh.
ejpierle says
You wanna start 2 new religions? Bc that’s how ya get 2 new religions.
elimtevir says
Jeesh, I hope they figure out how that was possible. A mystery indeed! Perhapos we should hire a crack gang of detectives…. (a while later) Good grief It was Old Man Rev Mcgillacudy all along!!
LeroyoJenkins says
This time around, God wanted a threesome!
Miniqued says
Grabbing children: Meh
Nun in labor: “OH HELL FUCK NO!”
twcau says
Story is nearly 4yrs old.
airdush says
Numerous allegations of child molestation and silence. When two nuns become pregnant, the church opens an investigation. Leave this place immediately.
TrumpsBoneSpur says
>It appears that both women were back in their home nations and obviously had some form of sexual encounter.”
Why would it be obvious when the core of their religion is an immaculate conception?
We *could be* having new Jesus brothers but instead we’ll just have Kyle and Mike
supercyberlurker says
Wow? TWO miracles? That’s amazing!
sixsixtiy says
Possibly both a missionary position trip and a missionary trip.
DaveOJ12 says
Is OP a bot?
This was posted seven hours ago (with the same title):
https://reddit.com/comments/13yt9km
Cool-Poet-7430 says
Holy mother of unexpected miracles! This calls for some divine intervention.