I made my first hollandaise sauce the other day. It tasted like metal, so I was sure I’d get sick. Turns out I just over-whisked it in the metal pot. Raw flour is actually way more dangerous than raw egg, so big pass on the raw cookie dough.
I wonder if the people who works for the CDC started working there to make a difference, but most of the time they have to stop advancing on science because they need to remind adults to wash their hands and not eat raw cookie dough?
They were probably told that this would happen on the first day of the job. “Hey, just so you know, your job will mostly consist of telling adults things they should’ve known by kindergarten.”
the-smoothest-brain says
I say we remove all warning labels and let darwinism decide.
featherygoose says
But it just tastes so damn good.
boardgamejoe says
I REFUSE!
anengineerandacat says
It’s a risk I am willing to take.
ChooseACoolName says
Yeah, fuck having basic food safety and farming standards, let’s just tell people not to eat… 🤦
Raw egg is safe if the farmers actually do their job properly.
GenTelGuy says
Dammit I wasn’t thinking about eating raw cookie dough until they brought it up just now
solo_duality says
I made my first hollandaise sauce the other day. It tasted like metal, so I was sure I’d get sick. Turns out I just over-whisked it in the metal pot. Raw flour is actually way more dangerous than raw egg, so big pass on the raw cookie dough.
ki110r says
No
callmefreak says
I wonder if the people who works for the CDC started working there to make a difference, but most of the time they have to stop advancing on science because they need to remind adults to wash their hands and not eat raw cookie dough?
They were probably told that this would happen on the first day of the job. “Hey, just so you know, your job will mostly consist of telling adults things they should’ve known by kindergarten.”
PresidentSpanky says
I wish they would do as much after three people being in hospital from gun shots
JohnnySpoons82 says
You can take my tastin’ spoon when you pry it from my COLD DEAD HANDS
Chilltrillbill33 says
Everyone but Sweet Loren’s cookie dough, it is edible and also they are the best cookies ever if you do bake them for some reason
VinylmationDude says
But my Pillsbury cookie dough says it can be eaten raw!
HackOddity says
i can stands so much but i can’t stands no more!
PileaPrairiemioides says
Just cook your flour before you make your cookie dough. It takes like 5 minutes.