After Sodom was destroyed, Lot took his two daughters to live with them in a cave (like ya do). One day, his older daughter said to the younger:
“Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children — as is the custom all over the earth. Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.” (Genesis 19:30)
>She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse.
I mean, the Book of Ezekiel likes to get down and dirty.
Even as early as Genesis, things are getting naughty with Lot and his daughters:
>So that night they got their father drunk with wine, and the firstborn went in and slept with her father; he was not aware when she lay down or when she got up.
I mean there’s a literal passage about a woman lusting after men with large cocks and emissions as powerful as horses, so … yeah, if the rest of the shit is porn, so is the Bible.
Genesis 38:9
But since Onan knew that the offspring would not be his, he spilled his semen on the ground whenever he went in to his brother’s wife, so that he would not give offspring to his brother
Ah yes I remember reading the Bible cover to cover when I was a kid. Not for religious reasons, but as a VERY bored pre-teen, looking for the violent, sleazy fucked up bits. If you skip through all the “begat” parts (the boring bits) …there are quite a lot lol
Fun fact – religious media was given an exception for portraying certain immoral aspects such as sex and violence during the Hays Code era, which is why the Biblical Epic was so popular to make among film studios.
Unique_Display_Name says
Hah, nice!
dgdio says
[https://www.salon.com/2015/04/06/the_8_kinkiest_passages_of_the_bible_partner/](https://www.salon.com/2015/04/06/the_8_kinkiest_passages_of_the_bible_partner/)
After Sodom was destroyed, Lot took his two daughters to live with them in a cave (like ya do). One day, his older daughter said to the younger:
“Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children — as is the custom all over the earth. Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.” (Genesis 19:30)
TripleTongue3 says
Be interesting to see the excuses for why they don’t remove it from school libraries.
BaltimoreBadger23 says
Did they seriously not see this coming?
UWCG says
>She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse.
I mean, the Book of Ezekiel likes to get down and dirty.
Even as early as Genesis, things are getting naughty with Lot and his daughters:
>So that night they got their father drunk with wine, and the firstborn went in and slept with her father; he was not aware when she lay down or when she got up.
glitchycat39 says
I mean there’s a literal passage about a woman lusting after men with large cocks and emissions as powerful as horses, so … yeah, if the rest of the shit is porn, so is the Bible.
Tollwayuser355 says
I guess it should be banned in schools.
mb25sf says
• Bestiality (Leviticus 18:23 )
• Incest (Genesis 19:30-36)
• Homosexuality (Romans 1:27)
• Murder (1 John 3:12)
• Adultery (2 Samuel 11:1-12:9)
• Gambling (pretty much the whole book of Job)
• Infanticide (Hosea 13:4, 9, 16)
• Genocide (Judges 18:1-28)
………what a book to worship
FartsWithAnAccent says
Was it the donkey dicks?
BloonH8TR says
Don’t forget the killing of babies, drowning the world, slavery, and incest.
Xanthus179 says
Every young Christian knows Song of Solomon has some of the best smut.
PresidentSpanky says
Genesis 38:9
But since Onan knew that the offspring would not be his, he spilled his semen on the ground whenever he went in to his brother’s wife, so that he would not give offspring to his brother
lysinemagic says
Ah yes I remember reading the Bible cover to cover when I was a kid. Not for religious reasons, but as a VERY bored pre-teen, looking for the violent, sleazy fucked up bits. If you skip through all the “begat” parts (the boring bits) …there are quite a lot lol
metaltimmy says
But… but.. how dare you cherry pic the bible for your own agenda?? That’s our move!
res30stupid says
Fun fact – religious media was given an exception for portraying certain immoral aspects such as sex and violence during the Hays Code era, which is why the Biblical Epic was so popular to make among film studios.