The Average American Man Is Too Fat for Universal’s New Mario Kart Ride

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  1. p3pp3rd0g says

    Sounds like another way of saying that Universal designed this ride for a different demographic.

  2. StarkRavingNormal says

    Sounds like shorter lines for me.

  3. isekai-coffee says

    average americans ARE too fat. its a universally known fact across the world its not even a meme.

  4. 0Ring-0 says

    The average fat American man is too old for kart rides too

  5. reachedmylimit says

    Or, to put it another way, more room for women and children.

  6. ohgeebus_notagain says

    According to the article, even at my thinnest (when most people said I looked under weight), I would barely fit this ride.

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