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Heatstroke is a liberal lie, I guess.
Obv heat stroke is a liberal conspiracy, so the Schrodinger’s immigrant (stealing all the jobs while also being too lazy to work and collect unemployment which they don’t get) gets sympathy and continues to replace all of us.
Could this have anything to do with the fact that the Governor of Texas just made it legal to force employees to go without water breaks?
What sort of sadists are running that state?
Dying of heatstroke while on the job is not allowed either in Texas. Better wait with that until after the shift is over.