>In a later edit, Robbins added more detail to his story. He claimed the child who rang his doorbell was a little girl who was looking for her kitten. In the new edit of the post, Robbins admits that he was “impatient” and was “just playing,” but that “it really is a bad idea for kids roaming around ringing doorbells.”
>This is not 1972,” the latest edit reads. “If that brat rings my doorbell again tomorrow, I will call the police. take notes.”
Robbins added that he “warned” the little girl he “might pull her hair” if she rang his doorbell again, which led to her “crying.” The meteorologist called the incident a “learning opportunity” for the little girl.
Seriously what the heck happened to common sense? Schools still make kids sell crap door to door. Then there is religious people, people running for political office, girl scouts, boy scouts, poll workers, legal issues and I am sure more than I can think of.
Thank God we have this well-regulated militia to protect us from little girls looking for lost cats.
These are the exact people that should never own a gun. You can spot them at the range, too. If he has a gun, he gets brave. And he apparently doesn’t have enough experience being brave, cause this is what he believes tough guys do.
He makes it worse by then stating it was a LITTLE GIRL looking for her LOST KITTEN. I am surprised he had the self control not to stand his ground right there. The cuteness threat was clear and immediate!
If he has such a problem with people ringing his doorbell, perhaps he needs a fence and a locked gate.
Its almost like giving everyone a gun is causing idiots to get guns, and those idiots are scaring the other idiots into being violent. If only there was some way to stop such a cycle. Maybe we give him a larger gun so he can shoot it through the door. That way he wont have to even look to see who is on the other side next time.
notaedivad says
So if a kid is lost, scared or needs help… They shouldn’t knock on doors or they’ll get shot?
Wtf…
Bokbreath says
That’s some pencil-dick energy
Crystalraf says
Good to know that person shoots children and people for ringing a doorbell.
QuiteCleanly99 says
This guy needs to get out of his gated subdivision. People ring doorbells, dude.
lego_office_worker says
oh it gets better folks:
>In a later edit, Robbins added more detail to his story. He claimed the child who rang his doorbell was a little girl who was looking for her kitten. In the new edit of the post, Robbins admits that he was “impatient” and was “just playing,” but that “it really is a bad idea for kids roaming around ringing doorbells.”
>This is not 1972,” the latest edit reads. “If that brat rings my doorbell again tomorrow, I will call the police. take notes.”
Robbins added that he “warned” the little girl he “might pull her hair” if she rang his doorbell again, which led to her “crying.” The meteorologist called the incident a “learning opportunity” for the little girl.
wut
geeves_007 says
Quick! Let’s find a way to get more powerful guns in this man’s hands! He seems rational and completely grounded in reality!
Prime example of that “Well regulated militia” prepared to shoot children looking for lost kittens, just as the founding fathers intended.
BillHicksScream says
*John Robert’s America.*
SurvivingDisability says
Seriously what the heck happened to common sense? Schools still make kids sell crap door to door. Then there is religious people, people running for political office, girl scouts, boy scouts, poll workers, legal issues and I am sure more than I can think of.
Essteethree says
This is the same type of guy who bemoans that we don’t know our neighbors anymore, and wants to make America great again!
B3ATSCRATCHER says
They should advertise doorbells as security systems. They’d make a *killing*!
Strykerz3r0 says
Thank God we have this well-regulated militia to protect us from little girls looking for lost cats.
These are the exact people that should never own a gun. You can spot them at the range, too. If he has a gun, he gets brave. And he apparently doesn’t have enough experience being brave, cause this is what he believes tough guys do.
DanYHKim says
Has he lost his job yet?
Edit: I guess he’s self-employed
BoboIsALiar says
I can’t imagine being so scared to live my life that my first response to a doorbell is getting a loaded gun and killing someone.
probenation says
He makes it worse by then stating it was a LITTLE GIRL looking for her LOST KITTEN. I am surprised he had the self control not to stand his ground right there. The cuteness threat was clear and immediate!
If he has such a problem with people ringing his doorbell, perhaps he needs a fence and a locked gate.
Goleeb says
Its almost like giving everyone a gun is causing idiots to get guns, and those idiots are scaring the other idiots into being violent. If only there was some way to stop such a cycle. Maybe we give him a larger gun so he can shoot it through the door. That way he wont have to even look to see who is on the other side next time.