I’d like to reclaim the U.S. flag from the people acting like cock holsters for Putin but I have to wait for it to get dry cleaned from being wrapped around all the traitors and war criminals who wrapped themselves in it and rolled around in the pig slop for so many decades telling us who “real Americans” were.
VIII_Terror says
I think Skittles had first dibs.
AleroRatking says
They do realize the rainbow can mean multiple things. Are Texans also going to want to reclaim it from Lucky Charms?
CaveatRumptor says
” Abnormal lifestyle choice” Sounds kinda fascist.
aneeta96 says
They are welcome to fly all the rainbow flags they want. No one is around them.
ZRX1200R says
Why haven’t they called their Prayer Warriors to assemble?
Brewing_Tea says
Unless pride flags are the reason your power grid keeps failing, I THINK y’all might have more important things to worry about.
WimpyLimpet says
Republicans can’t be happy unless they’re taking from others.
thedoggydaddy says
The rainbows are turning the Texans gay!!!!!
Swamp_Dwarf-021 says
I look forward to this and the unintended consequences for everyone with this.
Fake_William_Shatner says
I’d like to reclaim the U.S. flag from the people acting like cock holsters for Putin but I have to wait for it to get dry cleaned from being wrapped around all the traitors and war criminals who wrapped themselves in it and rolled around in the pig slop for so many decades telling us who “real Americans” were.
HouseCravenRaw says
When we march, we carry rainbows.
If you’d prefer, we can carry bricks instead.
Choose wisely.
josidhe says
Pfff. They couldn’t reclaim the cowboy look from the LGBTQ community. The hell makes them think they can take the rainbow?
CaptainJackVernaise says
Yes, regressives, show everybody how much you hate Pride by wearing rainbows the entire month of June. That’ll teach them.
Qwer925 says
This is the type of shit you do when you have nothing that brings you joy in life
fatuous_sobriquet says
Texas republiQans want a lot of things. But mostly just slaughtering children, subjugating women, and, y’know, money. The rainbow is a nice-to-have.