Texas man arrested for stealing 2 monkeys from Dallas Zoo says he’ll do it again if released, court documents show

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1. Fetlocks_Glistening says

   I mean, those are cute monkeys!

2. Darnitol1 says

   The accused stated, “Gotta catch ’em all!”

3. ParsnipQuirky2752 says

   Monkey see monkey do

4. wray_nerely says

   They better put this guy away for a long time, clearly he’s an Enemy of the Primate

5. wra1th42 says

   I’ll fuckin do it again!

6. I_might_be_weasel says

   “You can’t save me from myself!”