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I really have no idea what the hell Ted Cruz is talking about, but I’m thinking it some kind of projection to protect his god king, because it always is.
Putting that aside, can we talk about how Ted here thinks murdering a child while dressing as the devil under a full moon while singing Pat Benatar is worse than murdering a child? His concern for astrology and people’s clothing and taste in music overshadowing child murder is worrisome. Maybe school shooters should sing Pat Benatar and then Republicans might want to stop them? Has that been what’s holding us back?
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Whatmeworry4 says
This would be funny if he wasn’t a US senator.
Infernalism says
Ted Cruz has some really fucked up sexual fantasies.
Altruistic-Sector296 says
Yes Cruz is a black hat bot.
LevelHeeded says
I really have no idea what the hell Ted Cruz is talking about, but I’m thinking it some kind of projection to protect his god king, because it always is.
Putting that aside, can we talk about how Ted here thinks murdering a child while dressing as the devil under a full moon while singing Pat Benatar is worse than murdering a child? His concern for astrology and people’s clothing and taste in music overshadowing child murder is worrisome. Maybe school shooters should sing Pat Benatar and then Republicans might want to stop them? Has that been what’s holding us back?