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They can’t catch you if you drink the evidence
I confess. It was me. But I swear I thought it was milk.
The cum thief still at large
Take the Kum & Go.
Clogher? I barely know her!
I used to transport “horse serum” from the UK to Germany, it was in sealed flasks kept frozen with dry ice.
It was always fun at the ferry terminal explaining the cargo that horse serum was actually sperm and usually met with a burst of laughter or eeeeeeuuuuuwww.
One clerk made me laugh when she said “oh, spunk urggghh” 😂
A man’s gotta eat!
That cum is liquid gold. A quick google says $16 a straw (.5ml). Gallons of the stuff is worth hundreds of thousands. I wonder what the semen black market is like?