It’s hilarious to watch this unfold. They wanted to be in charge… This is what being in charge is, guys. Office work and responsibilities. If you didn’t want that, you shouldn’t have helped the Taliban seize power.
“I’m telling you, I’m not at fault here. The vest just wouldn’t go off! I tried my best.”
“Your incompetence made us miss that KPI for Q1. Unacceptable. You clearly forgot to file Form 11B pursuant to SOP 11218 section 7 subsection 1.3.11, resulting in your request for Semtex being denied. You are therefore subject to disciplinary action by the employee code of conduct. HR is waiting in your office.”
a_seventh_knot says
“Ugh, office work is so slow and boring! my old career as a suicide bomber was so much more explosive.”
ejpierle says
>They find ‘clocking in’ for office work tedious and almost unbearable,
Same, Taliban guy, same…
grogudid911 says
It’s hilarious to watch this unfold. They wanted to be in charge… This is what being in charge is, guys. Office work and responsibilities. If you didn’t want that, you shouldn’t have helped the Taliban seize power.
burrito-disciple says
“I’ve been in the terrorism business for so long, and now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.”
“Have you considered soul crushing administrative work?”
FastWalkingShortGuy says
“I’m telling you, I’m not at fault here. The vest just wouldn’t go off! I tried my best.”
“Your incompetence made us miss that KPI for Q1. Unacceptable. You clearly forgot to file Form 11B pursuant to SOP 11218 section 7 subsection 1.3.11, resulting in your request for Semtex being denied. You are therefore subject to disciplinary action by the employee code of conduct. HR is waiting in your office.”
a_seventh_knot says
next up: Taliban diversity training