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/r/futureNotTheOnion: “Ireland buys 20,400 bottles of Lithuanian rum rejected by Taiwan”
That is some grade-A shade right there.
Ah yes, Lithuania… Known around the globe for its sugarcane plantations and rum distillation
Based Taiwan is based
Taiwan is a great country.
[child]: “I would like to apologize for my mother, Karen, for throwing a tantrum in your store. Put it on my credit card.”
China buys 20,400 bottles of Lithuanian rum.
I read this as “Lithium rum” not Lithuanian rum and I thought that cant be safe lol