This is the single most depressing item ever marketed. It’s the magic of nostalgia for the innocence of childhood, mixed with the cheap booze needed to numb the pain of your 3rd failed marriage, crushing debt, and shitty 60hr/week job. The kid who first tipped the sharp plastic edge of the bottle to their anticipating lips is now the broken mid-lifer grimly drinking alone from a dented can in the Walmart parking lot.
Jeraimee says
Nope.
DorkySloot says
I can feel the tooth decay already…
stoneysmoke says
Nah, it’s much better when you mix vodka with the carrier substance in an old milk jug.
moon_buzz says
I prefer the purple stuff
TheCalebGuy says
Yeah no, all I’m thinking when I hear this is fizzy hella watered down Sunny D.
1714alpha says
This is the single most depressing item ever marketed. It’s the magic of nostalgia for the innocence of childhood, mixed with the cheap booze needed to numb the pain of your 3rd failed marriage, crushing debt, and shitty 60hr/week job. The kid who first tipped the sharp plastic edge of the bottle to their anticipating lips is now the broken mid-lifer grimly drinking alone from a dented can in the Walmart parking lot.
bigbangbilly says
Goes well with that Velma tv show.
Scrubbing_Bubbles_ says
I’ll wait for the Capri Sun Vodka Seltzer. I want my cheap booze out of a pouch through a straw.
blakeley says
I can taste the heartburn…