Suicide spike in North Korea prompts Kim Jong Un to issue prevention order

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  1. steelkamote says

    “If you kill yourself, I’ll kill you and sentence you to death!” – Kim Jong Un, probably

  2. ClydeFroagg says

    I’m sure that’ll fix it

  3. SelectiveSanity says

    [This is oddly appropriate now.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0xy-LoDi94)

  4. Practical_Trip_390 says

    You people doubt the authority of our supreme leader. His order will ensure all ropes will snap when someone hangs on it, All bullets will turn back to the gun if a person shoots themselves, if they jump wings will grow to stop them. A person can only die in Better Korea when our supreme leader allows it.

  5. AstronomerNo556 says

    I don’t think they will welcome the UN at all.

  6. Crooked_Cock says

    “If you try to kill yourself then we’ll execute you”

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  7. pelbloomet says

    Lol Radio Free Asia is literally US government state media that spreads propaganda all the time

    https://www.law.com/legalnewswire/post-detail/audiences-should-be-wary-of-radio-free-asias-sensationalist-journalism-with-a-hint-of-spycraft/

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