This is great news. I can only hope that animals everywhere figure out how to fight back. A friend once told me, the greatest day of a farm animals life is the day they are slaughtered. I hope that changes one day. Won’t be in my lifetime.
Lard help him. Nobody was there to save his bacon. That porcine pugilist was nothing to truffle with after the butcher’s ham-fisted attacks. That guy was totally porked.
sweet_sweet_back says
This is great news. I can only hope that animals everywhere figure out how to fight back. A friend once told me, the greatest day of a farm animals life is the day they are slaughtered. I hope that changes one day. Won’t be in my lifetime.
tehtris says
My my my, how the steaks have turned.
Icannotgetagoodnick says
Lard help him. Nobody was there to save his bacon. That porcine pugilist was nothing to truffle with after the butcher’s ham-fisted attacks. That guy was totally porked.
I’m sorry, Reddit.
I clearly did not get enough sleep last night…
AGripInVan says
I hope his family can cop with this tragedy.
DickweedMcGee says
Must have been [Piggly 3](https://youtu.be/-VZLXTQmnG8).
LeviathanGank says
oink oink mother fucker!
WreckMyAssRalph says
Attempted murder victim kills attempted murderer