Stolen Dunkin’ truck leads to doughnut shortage among towns

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  1. DeCryingShame says

    Apparently these people have never heard of Krispy Kreme.

  2. DaveOJ12 says

    This is a good one. Great job, OP.

  3. supercyberlurker says

    I feel like the police will actually take this one pretty seriously.

  4. Fred011235 says

    did anyone check the police station?

  5. drAsparagus says

    “That means customers like 4-year-old Ethan Allen didn’t get his usual spider doughnut.

    “We just thought we were later than normal,” Ethan’s mom said.

    Envisioning the crash, Ethan said, “It’s funny!”

    – what a wild timeline we reside in.

  6. BaltimoreBadger23 says

    According to the chief, The police have seized all the donuts as “evidence, yeah that’s it… evidence”.

  7. grippgoat says

    When I was a kid, Dunkin Donuts were made on prem, and they were fresh and delicious.

    Nowadays I think I can get better donuts at the bakery in the supermarket.

  8. fonduetiger says

    F#$k the police

  9. TightLines022 says

    Once found police felt they no option but to open fire fearing for the safety of the donuts.

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