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Apparently these people have never heard of Krispy Kreme.
This is a good one. Great job, OP.
I feel like the police will actually take this one pretty seriously.
did anyone check the police station?
“That means customers like 4-year-old Ethan Allen didn’t get his usual spider doughnut.
“We just thought we were later than normal,” Ethan’s mom said.
Envisioning the crash, Ethan said, “It’s funny!”
– what a wild timeline we reside in.
According to the chief, The police have seized all the donuts as “evidence, yeah that’s it… evidence”.
When I was a kid, Dunkin Donuts were made on prem, and they were fresh and delicious.
Nowadays I think I can get better donuts at the bakery in the supermarket.
F#$k the police
Once found police felt they no option but to open fire fearing for the safety of the donuts.