drAsparagus says “That means customers like 4-year-old Ethan Allen didn’t get his usual spider doughnut. “We just thought we were later than normal,” Ethan’s mom said. Envisioning the crash, Ethan said, “It’s funny!” – what a wild timeline we reside in.
BaltimoreBadger23 says According to the chief, The police have seized all the donuts as “evidence, yeah that’s it… evidence”.
grippgoat says When I was a kid, Dunkin Donuts were made on prem, and they were fresh and delicious. Nowadays I think I can get better donuts at the bakery in the supermarket.
TightLines022 says Once found police felt they no option but to open fire fearing for the safety of the donuts.
DeCryingShame says
Apparently these people have never heard of Krispy Kreme.
DaveOJ12 says
This is a good one. Great job, OP.
supercyberlurker says
I feel like the police will actually take this one pretty seriously.
Fred011235 says
did anyone check the police station?
drAsparagus says
“That means customers like 4-year-old Ethan Allen didn’t get his usual spider doughnut.
“We just thought we were later than normal,” Ethan’s mom said.
Envisioning the crash, Ethan said, “It’s funny!”
– what a wild timeline we reside in.
BaltimoreBadger23 says
According to the chief, The police have seized all the donuts as “evidence, yeah that’s it… evidence”.
grippgoat says
When I was a kid, Dunkin Donuts were made on prem, and they were fresh and delicious.
Nowadays I think I can get better donuts at the bakery in the supermarket.
fonduetiger says
F#$k the police
TightLines022 says
Once found police felt they no option but to open fire fearing for the safety of the donuts.