South Carolina police warn residents not to shoot at suspected spy balloon | Category: General Source
IvanStarokapustin says As long as the balloon is white, the locals in South Carolina will exercise restraint.
Chard069 says “Hey there Billy Bob, is that a flying saucer, or just a floater in mah eyeball?” “Hard to tell, Jimmy Jeb. We better shoot, just in case it’s illegal aliens.” “Sure thang, Billy Bob. Just don’t aim straight up. Remember last time?”
phadrus56 says Bullshit. I live in south Carolina and on the coast. No one told us not to shoot at the white balloon
AshittyShitPoster says This is the same country that warned people not to shoot a hurricane, I’m not surprised
lostperception says
Bullet goes up, bullet comes down, and hopefully on nothing.
IvanStarokapustin says
As long as the balloon is white, the locals in South Carolina will exercise restraint.
BusyAtilla says
Of course they are.
Chard069 says
“Hey there Billy Bob, is that a flying saucer, or just a floater in mah eyeball?”
“Hard to tell, Jimmy Jeb. We better shoot, just in case it’s illegal aliens.”
“Sure thang, Billy Bob. Just don’t aim straight up. Remember last time?”
BobRoss6995 says
“So anyway I started blasting”
phadrus56 says
Bullshit. I live in south Carolina and on the coast. No one told us not to shoot at the white balloon
Plonsky2 says
People in the South need to be warned.
Mitthrawnuruo says
Government was just worried about someone stealing the kill.
Lame.
awalkingidoit says
Well the balloon has been shot down
AshittyShitPoster says
This is the same country that warned people not to shoot a hurricane, I’m not surprised