Satanic Temple’s ‘SatanCon’ in Boston set to be ‘largest satanic gathering in history’

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  1. Routinelypurple says

    Why Boston?

  2. DCErik says

    How Onion-y?

  3. Sephylus_Vile says

    FAFO

  4. Fake_William_Shatner says

    Everyone, enter your Number of apocalyptic prophesies that this “most Satanist ever” event is going to inspire in the “religion for hire” crowd.

    I’m going to enter 5 into the Dead Pool. Any takers?

  5. Unique_Display_Name says

    Fucking edgelords

  6. JenMacAllister says

    Can you imagine the Cos Play…

  7. Chard069 says

    I see that legislative assemblies were not considered. 😎

  8. Fake_William_Shatner says

    NEXT HEADLINE: **”Clash at SatanCon! Temple Members Clash with Unitarians in Bitter Dispute Over Who is More Open-minded.”**

    Deacon Steve of the Black Mass Temple pushed Minister Johnson of the Sandy Springs UU Church to the ground yelling; “Where is your God now?”

    Johnson fired back; “Well that’s an interesting question.” After 5 hours of thoughtful commentary, the Deacon had had enough and threatened to never allow the Dulcimer Blue Grass Weeds to ever play more than 10 sets at the next Thursday Coffee House event.

    “I bet you don’t even have free condoms in your bathroom” fired back Johnson with a gaze that some witnesses considered steely.

    “Well you would lose that bet,” Deacon Steve fired back.

    “Do you have magnum and family sizes?”

    “We have that, lubed and ribbed.”

    “Mint and lilac — and, before you answer, are you sure they also biodegradable and utilize conflict free silicone?”

    “Damn!”

    “Do I say *amen* or something?”

  9. cryogenikzz says

    I’d adore to go.

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