Hail Satan. Hail Santa. It’s all made up anyway. The real reason for Christmas is the Winter Solstice, Saturnalia predates Christmas anyway, and consumerism isn’t godly regardless. So just try to be excellent to each other.
It’s very simple. Quit displaying Xtian (or any other), religious symbols in government buildings, and the scary devil stuff will go away.
Religious symbology has no place in publicly, government locations. If you wanna devote your life to that shit, go right ahead, but most of us couldn’t give two wet farts about your goddamned religion.
Vercentorix says
This isn’t a new thing or even oniony.
The Satanic Temple has been doing this for years all over the country.
supercyberlurker says
Hail Satan. Hail Santa. It’s all made up anyway. The real reason for Christmas is the Winter Solstice, Saturnalia predates Christmas anyway, and consumerism isn’t godly regardless. So just try to be excellent to each other.
Skylark_Ark says
Thank you Satanic Temple for safeguarding our freedoms!
Stupid_Guitar says
It’s very simple. Quit displaying Xtian (or any other), religious symbols in government buildings, and the scary devil stuff will go away.
Religious symbology has no place in publicly, government locations. If you wanna devote your life to that shit, go right ahead, but most of us couldn’t give two wet farts about your goddamned religion.
Hail Satan!
equality4everyonenow says
Thankyou for continuing to troll the Christofacists
Iowegan says
I’m slacking, should be putting a Pastafarian display together. ~(O.O)~
VitruvianVan says
Thinking about joining this wonderful, non-theistic organization that does not worship Satan or believe he exists.
https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/join-us
WaltzingUndead says
https://youtu.be/uwGYl-mIbb0?si=1ZMFS1mtoVfLhNhT
God is not great.
Thank you Satanic Temple! Hail Satan!
AgrajagTheProlonged says
That’s pretty cool looking, TST does it again with neato winter displays!
Midwestern_Man84 says
That lady quoted in the article lol. Freaking nutcases.