Was this properly tested with a group? How many participants were there? What kind of bear was it? Was it the same bear? What was the means of sacrifice? Were they pushed or tripped or hood strangled from behind? So many questions.
It’s not a sacrifice. It isn’t even an inconvenience. It’s nature at its finest. The strongest and fastest survive. The slower ones make sure the faster ones survive. It’s as simple as that.
Hi_Im_Dadbot says
That’s just something the slower friends say.
seth928 says
Source: the slowest friend
Safe_Departure7867 says
It worked in the Walking Dead…
t4ct1c4l_j0k3r says
Was this properly tested with a group? How many participants were there? What kind of bear was it? Was it the same bear? What was the means of sacrifice? Were they pushed or tripped or hood strangled from behind? So many questions.
987nevertry says
Article written by Brooke “Slowpoke” Baitinger.
Scrubbing_Bubbles_ says
It’s not THE way, but it is ONE way to escape.
hotpuck6 says
Yes, plz all sit quietly twogethr, nd wait 4 bear to come play.
-definitly not a bear
restore_democracy says
It’s always worked for me, I’m going to stick with it.
sanjsrik says
Fine 2 friends it is.
Citizen-Kang says
Well, the obvious strategy is to push the bear over. I don’t know why nobody ever considers the obvious…
Ok-Ad5495 says
Tell that to my slow friend. Oh wait, you can’t.
Mr-B-Hizzle says
Written by a slower friend, lmfao 🤣
Wolfman01a says
As a fat slow guy, I have to agree.
Lol.
DangerStranger138 says
Nobody intentionally being sacrificed to survive, it’s just every man for themselves as basic instincts kick in lol.
If Jared fails to escape it wasn’t nothing personal y’know.
*Pours one out for Jared over the campfire*
Acceptable_Wall4085 says
It’s not a sacrifice. It isn’t even an inconvenience. It’s nature at its finest. The strongest and fastest survive. The slower ones make sure the faster ones survive. It’s as simple as that.