‘Ritual mass murder’ report in Chapel St Leonards was yoga class

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  2. The_Taco_Bandito says

    Damn. A yoga class cult?

    American Dad/Yakuza/ was right!

  3. QuantumAIOverLord says

    Only if it were hot yoga.

  4. DaveOJ12 says

    Wow. Just wow.

  5. libgen101 says

    Imagine seeing a group of people lying down and your first thought is ritual mass murder

  6. WaterChi says

    Good thing this wasn’t the US.

  7. Fifteen_inches says

    Ritual mass murder is two doors down, the landlord double booked. You know how it is

  8. Sidus_Preclarum says

    Omg all those people were dead!

    That’s right. Dead serious about opening their chakras!

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