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Damn. A yoga class cult?
American Dad/Yakuza/ was right!
Only if it were hot yoga.
Wow. Just wow.
Imagine seeing a group of people lying down and your first thought is ritual mass murder
Good thing this wasn’t the US.
Ritual mass murder is two doors down, the landlord double booked. You know how it is
Omg all those people were dead!
That’s right. Dead serious about opening their chakras!