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The_Taco_Bandito says
Damn. A yoga class cult?
American Dad/Yakuza/ was right!
QuantumAIOverLord says
Only if it were hot yoga.
DaveOJ12 says
Wow. Just wow.
libgen101 says
Imagine seeing a group of people lying down and your first thought is ritual mass murder
WaterChi says
Good thing this wasn’t the US.
Fifteen_inches says
Ritual mass murder is two doors down, the landlord double booked. You know how it is
Sidus_Preclarum says
Omg all those people were dead!
That’s right. Dead serious about opening their chakras!