RI man accused of breaking into homes to steal sex toys

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  1. Buddhist_Path says

    Hmmm. So many thoughts. It’s best I let this one go. I feel a rabbit hole is near.

  2. VarkYuPayMe says

    He stole sex toys so he could give them to someone as gifts??? That was not expected

  3. Dirty_Quesadilla says

    “…police say he admitted to breaking into homes to steal sex toys to give as a birthday gift.”

    Who knew regifting buttplugs was a thing?

  4. Salty-Employee says

    Ahh used sex toys…

  5. SelectiveSanity says

    ….[Quagmire?](https://youtu.be/kqRVrxbmk88?t=11)

  6. GetlostMaps says

    What a (silicone) dick move.

  7. Opening_Ad3593 says

    That headline really takes ‘breaking and entering’ to a whole new level.

  8. baulzak95 says

    Plot twist he is just trying to recollect recalled sex toys.
    He doesn’t do it for the glory he does it for the glory holes.

  9. potluck_chuck says

    I’m saving this one. When someone wrinkles their nose at a gift I give them, I can say: “Hey, at least I didn’t get you stolen, used sex toys!

  10. SaltInformation4082 says

    My ex SO does that as well.
    She says she saves a lot of money, as long as she doesn’t take the battery ones.

  11. Gebling65 says

    He won’t need a lawyer. He can get himself off.

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