Buddhist_Path says Hmmm. So many thoughts. It’s best I let this one go. I feel a rabbit hole is near.
VarkYuPayMe says He stole sex toys so he could give them to someone as gifts??? That was not expected
Dirty_Quesadilla says “…police say he admitted to breaking into homes to steal sex toys to give as a birthday gift.” Who knew regifting buttplugs was a thing?
baulzak95 says Plot twist he is just trying to recollect recalled sex toys. He doesn’t do it for the glory he does it for the glory holes.
potluck_chuck says I’m saving this one. When someone wrinkles their nose at a gift I give them, I can say: “Hey, at least I didn’t get you stolen, used sex toys!
SaltInformation4082 says My ex SO does that as well. She says she saves a lot of money, as long as she doesn’t take the battery ones.
Buddhist_Path says
Hmmm. So many thoughts. It’s best I let this one go. I feel a rabbit hole is near.
VarkYuPayMe says
He stole sex toys so he could give them to someone as gifts??? That was not expected
Dirty_Quesadilla says
“…police say he admitted to breaking into homes to steal sex toys to give as a birthday gift.”
Who knew regifting buttplugs was a thing?
Salty-Employee says
Ahh used sex toys…
SelectiveSanity says
….[Quagmire?](https://youtu.be/kqRVrxbmk88?t=11)
GetlostMaps says
What a (silicone) dick move.
Opening_Ad3593 says
That headline really takes ‘breaking and entering’ to a whole new level.
baulzak95 says
Plot twist he is just trying to recollect recalled sex toys.
He doesn’t do it for the glory he does it for the glory holes.
potluck_chuck says
I’m saving this one. When someone wrinkles their nose at a gift I give them, I can say: “Hey, at least I didn’t get you stolen, used sex toys!
SaltInformation4082 says
My ex SO does that as well.
She says she saves a lot of money, as long as she doesn’t take the battery ones.
Gebling65 says
He won’t need a lawyer. He can get himself off.