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Hmmm. So many thoughts. It’s best I let this one go. I feel a rabbit hole is near.
He stole sex toys so he could give them to someone as gifts??? That was not expected
“…police say he admitted to breaking into homes to steal sex toys to give as a birthday gift.”
Who knew regifting buttplugs was a thing?
Ahh used sex toys…
What a (silicone) dick move.
That headline really takes ‘breaking and entering’ to a whole new level.
Plot twist he is just trying to recollect recalled sex toys.
He doesn’t do it for the glory he does it for the glory holes.
I’m saving this one. When someone wrinkles their nose at a gift I give them, I can say: “Hey, at least I didn’t get you stolen, used sex toys!
My ex SO does that as well.
She says she saves a lot of money, as long as she doesn’t take the battery ones.
He won’t need a lawyer. He can get himself off.