Proposed Texas Law Wants to Make School Children ‘Battlefield’ Ready | Category: General Really wish this one was The Onion Source
Turdlely says This is so much more traumatizing than *gestures broadly* everything Republicans focus on. Jesus fucking Christ these kids would be like 9 years old.
DaveOJ12 says You’re 21 hours too late r/nottheonion/comments/13bg9wr/texas_bill_would_train_third_graders_to_use/
radleft says When I was 3yo my parents enrolled me into a very strict day-care. Well, they told me it was a strict day-care, but I found out later that it was actually the French Foreign Legion.
impulsiveclick says
This actually sounds pretty oniony and terrifying
Turdlely says
This is so much more traumatizing than *gestures broadly* everything Republicans focus on. Jesus fucking Christ these kids would be like 9 years old.
ShastaFern99 says
That’s what school is for
DaveOJ12 says
You’re 21 hours too late
r/nottheonion/comments/13bg9wr/texas_bill_would_train_third_graders_to_use/
radleft says
When I was 3yo my parents enrolled me into a very strict day-care.
Well, they told me it was a strict day-care, but I found out later that it was actually the French Foreign Legion.
Jman50k says
What battlefield? The mall?
BoomChaka67 says
Go fuck yourself, Texas. Sincerely.
LastOneSergeant says
When it’s that bad maybe it’s time to stop formally educating kids in Texas.