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xpseudonymx says
I hate this country, so very, *very* much.
Only-Alarm545 says
What’s the difference between a police officer and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone else, you know it’s been fired
PooperJackson says
Imagine renting a homeless guys couch to have sex with a hooker on.
Alone_Regular_4713 says
I don’t see what the big problem is.
Derpinator_420 says
They have a team of detectives working around the clock to find the perpetrator.
geronimo1958 says
It is the failure to pay taxes that will get ya.
shifty808 says
TBH, I was expecting some rot-gut like Kessler or Popov
cazzhmir says
yes, we must dedicate tax dollars to investigating this
Vegan_Harvest says
Seems like the real solution would be to get these people into homes.