Police officer who ‘grabbed woman’s breast’ claims ‘sweaty handshake’ transferred DNA to victim

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  1. Brewing_Tea says

    Forensic scientists: We’re 99.9% sure this guy did it. The other 0.1% is if their handshake was, like, extra super sweaty or whatevs

    Cop: Oh, sorry. Yeah, sweaty hands. Darn.

    Forensic scientists: Curses! Foiled again!!

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