Is the urge to climb stupid shit and break things after a spotsball game a regional thing? I live near San Francisco and when the Giants won the world series (3 times in 5 years) the worst to come out of it was a single case of a guy punching a bus window, and it wouldn’t surprise me if he was from back east.
I mean, there’s a lot of greased poles here, but it’s not the city doing it.
It’s a city that has a sports statue of Rocky, noted loser. If that doesn’t sum up their psyche I don’t know what does. No need to grease the poles when you are going to lose.
They may want to clean up after the horses this time. I can’t hear about the Eagles without thinking about that guy eating horseshit to celebrate the last one.
Smiling_Mister_J says
They’re Eagles fans, of course they’re down for a futile and demoralizing effort.
InternetPeon says
Nothing says Super Bowl like a big greased pole.
TheLuvBub says
It’s gonna be a shit show for the ages
Matty_Poppinz says
The city of brotherly love folks
SnowProkt22 says
Is the urge to climb stupid shit and break things after a spotsball game a regional thing? I live near San Francisco and when the Giants won the world series (3 times in 5 years) the worst to come out of it was a single case of a guy punching a bus window, and it wouldn’t surprise me if he was from back east.
I mean, there’s a lot of greased poles here, but it’s not the city doing it.
CaliBigWill says
Hope they use the Cheese Whiz!
hobbes_shot_first says
Eagles win? Damage to property.
Eagles lose? Damage to people.
Sports in this city all turn into the fucking purge.
Boomstick79 says
It’s a city that has a sports statue of Rocky, noted loser. If that doesn’t sum up their psyche I don’t know what does. No need to grease the poles when you are going to lose.
smurfsundermybed says
They may want to clean up after the horses this time. I can’t hear about the Eagles without thinking about that guy eating horseshit to celebrate the last one.
SkyPork says
I told an Eagles fan buddy of mine that I had nothing against the team; it’s the fans that are the issue.
I *thought* I was kidding.
Mfzoom23 says
Being the “city of brother love”, it’s only right to grease the poles.