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brb going to update my white “free candy” van to a “free doritos” van for today
> Police also said if someone wants to “turn in your dealer” they’ll give you a family size bag of Doritos.
They’re still going with the tired old *”Pot dealers are the devil”* shit?
Haha it’s so funny because pot heads love chips and junk food! Pennsylvania is still living in the early 2000’s.
Fuck the police 👮♀️
I will fuck up your doritos if you snitch on my dealer. Be mildly more progressive PA…
TIL: Police are still wasting valuable resources on arresting non violent people for an unjust law that has been on its way out across the country for the better part of 2 decades now.
Ya but meth and crack and fent and blow are all cool my guys. Watch out for them dirty weed dealers.
Also if you turn in your plug for a bag of chips I hope you get whats coming
> The department says they are willing to check any “product” for free that residents want to bring by the station.
Oh yeah this sounds like a great idea. /s