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So they finally identified the first masturbator.
Excellent introductions, intriguing details, and then…
Out of control is the conventional attempt to provide an ex post facto justification for the supposed evolutionary causes of the evolution of masturbation, with the implicit premise that the mere pleasure of it is insufficient to keep it in the genome.
Not all of a species’ behaviors—possibly not even the majority of them—produce an evolutionary advantage.
The opening of 2001 would have been very different if Kubrick had known this information.
How can they be sure it was the first time?
Hal 9000, I’m afraid I can’t let you touch yourself.
Not just primates masturbate.
A porcupine does it with a stick!
“A long tradition, dating back to my ancient ancestors.”
So we’ve been jerkin’ for 40 million years.
Someone tell that primate, 40‐million years was enough time with their monkey already!