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Anyone check Paula Deen?
Be careful engaging the culprit; he may carry a knife. Police are spread across the area; when they find the thief he’s toast.
The authorities should encircle the Land O’Lakes region; the culprits are likely heading there.
Alberta police investigating theft of four trucks carrying maple syrup and Vancouver police investigating theft at the Eggo factory.
In a statement to the press a moose and squirrel both claimed the robberies do not appear to have any connection.
Is there a market for stolen butter, in bulk?
I would love to know the endgame here.
On an unrelated note, I’m looking to sell a bit over 20 tons of butter. Anyone interested?
On its way to Chancellor Sutler?
Twenty tonnes of butter? Let me get the Visqueen and book an auditorum.
Pretty sure this is the plot of Fast and the Furious 14
Whoever did it must be a real slippery character.
Now all I need is 3 tons of potatoes and cheese.