NY Times Exposes Santos’ Tallest Tale

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  1. InternetPeon says

    I half expected this to be an article about self reported penis size.

  2. myops_rock says

    The man really exemplifies our congress.

    The sanctimony from the other liars about him is priceless.

  3. xspacemansplifff says

    He’s 8 foot 11 inches? Wow. That’s.a tall drag queen.

  4. Gorilla1969 says

    I’m glad that we’re all starting to collectively treat these lying idiot clowns like lying idiot clowns. I mean, everybody is having a grand old good time with it and I think it’s wonderful.

    P.S. Did you know that George Santos discovered electricity?

  5. Sputnickky says

    Santos: To lie. As in .. Did you really not sleep with him/her or are you Santosing me? Wow! You Santos like a rug. Henceforth the Liars Club will be simply known as the Santosium.

  6. warheadhs says

    Why is there an onion wannabe site on r/nottheonion. This is a satire news article.

  7. qawsedrf12 says

    The latest lie originated in Coney Island on July 4, 2020, when Santos was campaigning against Democratic incumbent Thomas Suozzi. Santos used a certificate purportedly issued by Guinness World Records and declaring him the world’s tallest man at 8’11.3″ to talk his way into Nathan’s Famous 4th of July International Hot Dog-Eating Contest. “It looked legit,” said George Shea, Nathan’s Master of Ceremonies

    hey george, how drunk were you to not realize he is barely 5 feet tall?

  8. Kind_Bullfrog_4073 says

    I don’t think we’ve heard his tallest tale yet.

  9. rimjobnemesis says

    Anybody know how tall he is?

  10. officialbigrob says

    My dude this is the onion

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