I’m glad that we’re all starting to collectively treat these lying idiot clowns like lying idiot clowns. I mean, everybody is having a grand old good time with it and I think it’s wonderful.
P.S. Did you know that George Santos discovered electricity?
Santos: To lie. As in .. Did you really not sleep with him/her or are you Santosing me? Wow! You Santos like a rug. Henceforth the Liars Club will be simply known as the Santosium.
The latest lie originated in Coney Island on July 4, 2020, when Santos was campaigning against Democratic incumbent Thomas Suozzi. Santos used a certificate purportedly issued by Guinness World Records and declaring him the world’s tallest man at 8’11.3″ to talk his way into Nathan’s Famous 4th of July International Hot Dog-Eating Contest. “It looked legit,” said George Shea, Nathan’s Master of Ceremonies
hey george, how drunk were you to not realize he is barely 5 feet tall?
InternetPeon says
I half expected this to be an article about self reported penis size.
myops_rock says
The man really exemplifies our congress.
The sanctimony from the other liars about him is priceless.
xspacemansplifff says
He’s 8 foot 11 inches? Wow. That’s.a tall drag queen.
Gorilla1969 says
I’m glad that we’re all starting to collectively treat these lying idiot clowns like lying idiot clowns. I mean, everybody is having a grand old good time with it and I think it’s wonderful.
P.S. Did you know that George Santos discovered electricity?
Sputnickky says
Santos: To lie. As in .. Did you really not sleep with him/her or are you Santosing me? Wow! You Santos like a rug. Henceforth the Liars Club will be simply known as the Santosium.
warheadhs says
Why is there an onion wannabe site on r/nottheonion. This is a satire news article.
qawsedrf12 says
The latest lie originated in Coney Island on July 4, 2020, when Santos was campaigning against Democratic incumbent Thomas Suozzi. Santos used a certificate purportedly issued by Guinness World Records and declaring him the world’s tallest man at 8’11.3″ to talk his way into Nathan’s Famous 4th of July International Hot Dog-Eating Contest. “It looked legit,” said George Shea, Nathan’s Master of Ceremonies
hey george, how drunk were you to not realize he is barely 5 feet tall?
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 says
I don’t think we’ve heard his tallest tale yet.
rimjobnemesis says
Anybody know how tall he is?
officialbigrob says
My dude this is the onion