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Reggae4Triceratops says
Didn’t an NSA agent just get busted with thousands of stolen dick pics on her computer?
Edit: … Oh hol up I might have been bamboozled.
Really_McNamington says
That just makes everything seem like it’s even *more* shady and dubious.
DaveOJ12 says
What a headline.
sammyy_smith says
They also direct the police to serve and safeguard the general populace, correct? From here, I can sense the respect and decency.
northerncal says
I feel so much better now. This must have been what Snowden really wanted!
I_might_be_weasel says
Which is the polite, office speak way if saying “stop jerking off to the shower pictures you goddamn animals!”
Orangucantankerous says
Can’t beat ‘em join em
logicalconflict says
TLDR: NSA employees are inundated with boring emails from HR just like every other organization in the world.
Cloaked42m says
LMAO… “Stop looking up (and sharing) people’s nudes.”
Hishui92 says
Everyone switch to watching the most boring porn available when you aren’t using a VPN.
We’ll bore the NSA to death yet.
CipherDegree says
“Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me.” – NSA
redstern says
In other news: Mafia orders hitmen to kill “with dignity and respect”