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Didn’t an NSA agent just get busted with thousands of stolen dick pics on her computer?
Edit: … Oh hol up I might have been bamboozled.
That just makes everything seem like it’s even *more* shady and dubious.
What a headline.
They also direct the police to serve and safeguard the general populace, correct? From here, I can sense the respect and decency.
I feel so much better now. This must have been what Snowden really wanted!
Which is the polite, office speak way if saying “stop jerking off to the shower pictures you goddamn animals!”
Can’t beat ‘em join em
TLDR: NSA employees are inundated with boring emails from HR just like every other organization in the world.
LMAO… “Stop looking up (and sharing) people’s nudes.”
Everyone switch to watching the most boring porn available when you aren’t using a VPN.
We’ll bore the NSA to death yet.
“Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me.” – NSA
In other news: Mafia orders hitmen to kill “with dignity and respect”