NSA Orders Employees to Spy “With Dignity and Respect”

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  2. Reggae4Triceratops says

    Didn’t an NSA agent just get busted with thousands of stolen dick pics on her computer?

    Edit: … Oh hol up I might have been bamboozled.

  3. Really_McNamington says

    That just makes everything seem like it’s even *more* shady and dubious.

  4. DaveOJ12 says

    What a headline.

  5. sammyy_smith says

    They also direct the police to serve and safeguard the general populace, correct? From here, I can sense the respect and decency.

  6. northerncal says

    I feel so much better now. This must have been what Snowden really wanted!

  7. I_might_be_weasel says

    Which is the polite, office speak way if saying “stop jerking off to the shower pictures you goddamn animals!”

  8. Orangucantankerous says

    Can’t beat ‘em join em

  9. logicalconflict says

    TLDR: NSA employees are inundated with boring emails from HR just like every other organization in the world.

  10. Cloaked42m says

    LMAO… “Stop looking up (and sharing) people’s nudes.”

  11. Hishui92 says

    Everyone switch to watching the most boring porn available when you aren’t using a VPN.

    We’ll bore the NSA to death yet.

  12. CipherDegree says

    “Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me.” – NSA

  13. redstern says

    In other news: Mafia orders hitmen to kill “with dignity and respect”

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