North Korean Founder Kim Il Sung Did Not Have the Ability to Teleport, State Media Admits – DailyAtomic | Category: General Source
rorydraws says But his x-ray vision and supersonic speed is still a well-documented matter of public record.
CurlSagan says I have the ability to teleport and I was able to tell from day one that Kim Il Sung was a total faker.
dataminer-x says >“In fact, people can’t disappear and reappear by folding space,” *by folding space* So does that mean he could teleport by other means? ^s
Soulwindow says North Korea never claimed any of these magical properties. The CIA made up that bullshit to make them look stupid.
horatiobloomfeld says
oh good, for a minute I believed the North Koreans.
🙄
RelianceTrust says
Shore an glad its different here in the west 🤪😋🤓
Strawhat_Carrot says
What?! What a rip! That guy’s a big fat [phony](https://youtu.be/jNGZo5gn_tc)!
restore_democracy says
Blasphemy
rorydraws says
But his x-ray vision and supersonic speed is still a well-documented matter of public record.
CurlSagan says
I have the ability to teleport and I was able to tell from day one that Kim Il Sung was a total faker.
donkeychaser1 says
I think this was from the satire section of the North Korean state news
ramtax666 says
At least we still can appreciate him for creating the hamburger
bananaleaftea says
Oof, what a disappointment
dataminer-x says
>“In fact, people can’t disappear and reappear by folding space,”
*by folding space*
So does that mean he could teleport by other means? ^s
kenlasalle says
Boy, it’s a good thing they copped to it or we would never have figured it out…
LilG1984 says
*Cuts to Kim trying to instant transmission*
Zardhas says
Lies ! Deceptions !
Soulwindow says
North Korea never claimed any of these magical properties. The CIA made up that bullshit to make them look stupid.