A dark, life pro tip: When committing suicide, wrap yourself in plastic and then a rug so clean up isn’t difficult for whoever finds you. It will be interesting to see if it was an OD.
The article states that he was wrapped in plastic and a rug and found behind a funeral home. I would bet homeboy died somewhere that was inconvenient for somebody so they wrapped him up and delivered him free of charge.
“No foul play” suspected in case of dead man with cement shoes found at the bottom of the lake with a bullet hole through the back of his head and missing both hands.
Is the working theory that on his way home he suspected he got the wrong rug so rolled it and while raging about the mistake slipped into it while rolling it up and was trapped inside.
Happens all the time. Need a PSA to not go rug shopping alone in Georgia.
I mean obviously he had a friend wrap him up so he could play “roll down the hill”, it went horribly wrong, and it was just super convenient that there was a funeral home at the bottom.
LPT: never play roll down the hill when you’re wrapped in a rug and can’t slow or stop yourself
Luder09 says
A dark, life pro tip: When committing suicide, wrap yourself in plastic and then a rug so clean up isn’t difficult for whoever finds you. It will be interesting to see if it was an OD.
UtmostPants says
It says “no fowl play discovered”, not suspected
Melrose_Jac says
The article states that he was wrapped in plastic and a rug and found behind a funeral home. I would bet homeboy died somewhere that was inconvenient for somebody so they wrapped him up and delivered him free of charge.
Bobrakis says
Reminds me of the guy who killed himself and was found in a suitcase padlocked from the outside…
HugoZHackenbush2 says
Police should be looking for a suspect called Matt..
BeelzeBat says
“No foul play” suspected in case of dead man with cement shoes found at the bottom of the lake with a bullet hole through the back of his head and missing both hands.
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HaAnotherLlama says
Jesus, poor wording by the police. The context was the events that led up to his disappearance and the findings of no trauma.
But journalist will take the opportunity to make click-bait. Then redditors will take the opportunity to make comments based on headlines only.
Sad.
somekennyguy says
“WOODHOUUUUUSE…” “I’ll fetch the rug sir..”
blueblurspeedspin says
someone give that detective a raise.
Ok-Gear-5593 says
Is the working theory that on his way home he suspected he got the wrong rug so rolled it and while raging about the mistake slipped into it while rolling it up and was trapped inside.
Happens all the time. Need a PSA to not go rug shopping alone in Georgia.
MajinSkull says
Pretty clear cut. Guy shot himself, laid down, then rolled himself into a rug and threw himself out. Seemed obvious to me
AnonymityismyRemedy says
In death in death?
bluewolf71 says
I mean obviously he had a friend wrap him up so he could play “roll down the hill”, it went horribly wrong, and it was just super convenient that there was a funeral home at the bottom.
LPT: never play roll down the hill when you’re wrapped in a rug and can’t slow or stop yourself
kevtheproblem says
Kendrick Johnson was also found with his body rolled up in a gym mat and no foul play was suspected. Both these incidents happened in Georgia