I don’t see what the harm of this actually is to be honest. Wildlife will eat that up or it will decompose. Can we just fine him $500 for being a knucklehead?
The story as I understand is, fellers mother died and was a hoarder. Unsure of what to do, he dumped it but rained shortly after and it soaked all the water making it appear cooked. They found out who it was, but the circumstances of being a veteran and his mother having passed away shortly before the dumping they decided to not charge him and keep his identity secret.
Bmanddabs says
Where would one source that much pasta? Where would they store it……? Maybe the woods?
AreaProfessional7 says
Why can’t all crazy people just build forts made of SpaghettiO’s instead of doing cannibalism?
BabousCobwebBowl says
I don’t see what the harm of this actually is to be honest. Wildlife will eat that up or it will decompose. Can we just fine him $500 for being a knucklehead?
MayorAnthonyWeiner says
> Community advocates say the unidentified man has a history of mental illness.
Anuaada says
Where do you even get 500 lbs of pasta???
goosebattle says
What a fusilli thing to do.
eatabigolD says
I thought he was Italian.. he was an impasta 🤬
allangee says
Did they pasta blame on to someone else?
Hybohead says
The story as I understand is, fellers mother died and was a hoarder. Unsure of what to do, he dumped it but rained shortly after and it soaked all the water making it appear cooked. They found out who it was, but the circumstances of being a veteran and his mother having passed away shortly before the dumping they decided to not charge him and keep his identity secret.
otterdisaster says
Spaghettabout it.
Master_Tape says
Scungilli Man!
fleabomber says
I still can’t help feel like he made an Eldritch evil come to life here.
DOV3R says
We have fucking Patch Adams over here
goats4all777 says
I mean, yeah, show me the law that says you can’t dump 500 pounds of pasta in the New Jersey wilderness.
ddhuud says
What would be the charges for something like that? Littering? Feeding the Italian fauna?