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> “I was a young man. It was a horrible time, and I made a mistake,” Viso, 52, said. “Obama came into office the year before.”
> That would make Viso about 39 at the time, an age when most people have learned not to smear poop.
I’m not even 39 yet, and I know not to smear feces onto the door handles of a child care facility…
And what on *earth* does the election of Obama have to do with it!? What is he smoking!?