M&M’s replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson’s rants

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  1. Javasndphotoclicks says

    Those morons call everyone else sensitive and get upset about a piece of talking candy. Fucking pathetic.

  2. AgencyDelicious1933 says

    Tucker Carlson essentially sexualizing cartoon lady M&M’s led to them being replaced by a real, liberal, woman.

    We’ll see what happens next.

  3. FM-101 says

    Comrade carlson gets offended by the looks of a piece of candy. What a sensitive whiny snowflake.

  4. Liv-N-Lrn says

    Maybe Tucker was upset the Purple M&M had a nut in it and he didn’t….never know. Hahahahahaha

  5. Entire-Ranger323 says

    Cartoon wars are here. I shiver!

  6. Dnefero says

    Great picture, but it was definitely not from this morning. Venus is currently in the west at sunset and quite far from Mars.

  7. Dneyala says

    Imagining an interplanetary game of pool.

  8. Meanderingversion says

    I, for one, am relieved that I was given another opportunity to read this same story for the 100th time on reddit. Thank goodness our MOD teams are doing such a great job!

  9. AnExpertInThisField says

    Tucker Carlson’s a piece of shit, but I love Maya Rudolph and think she’ll be a massive improvement over animated M&Ms. I’m torn.

  10. ken28e says

    Marketing for the win

  11. novacancy8o8 says

    NPR can’t make it two paragraphs without the leftist takes and authors opinions immediately being on display. What a rag

  12. BravoEchoEchoRomeo says

    …until the super bowl.

  13. kidneybean15 says

    I will never forget you, Cree Summer.

  14. FashionTashjian says

    “M&M’s will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing and totally androgynous,”

    Does Tucker wanna bang cartoon candies? Perhaps the real confection? I thought this was a dude 100% for human reproduction.

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