> The Republican-led Missouri state house on Wednesday voted against banning minors from openly carrying firearms on public land without adult supervision.
You can’t have birth control, you can’t have an abortion, you can’t have the morning after pill, it’s the law that your kids go to underfunded, under resourced schools, where we will make sure they learn exactly enough to be heartbreakingly ignorant and ill equipped for any sort of or even normal functioning in the real world, never mind making sure they are laughably stupid on the global stage, we’re not going to make it possible for you to afford child care so you can go to the job that won’t pay you enough to afford adequate housing or enough food for your kids, never mind sports or enrichment activities, aaaaand… not only are we taking no steps whatsoever to protect your child from being shot, we’re actually going to change the law so that the odds of it happening go way, way up.
Family values!! Enjoy parenting! (Oh… hope your kid is CIS/ heteronormative, and white, without any learning disabilities are other challenges, because those are whole other, separate paragraphs of what kind of hell you can expect. Anyway, again, enjoy parenting!)
The greatest evidence that the Republicans know global warming is real and there is going to be no more planet in the next 20 to 30 years is how unabashedly they keep proving they don’t give one shit about how stupid and amoral they look, and make America look on the world stage
> While it may be intuitive that a 14-year-old has no legitimate purpose, it doesn’t actually mean that they’re going to harm someone. We don’t know that yet
Spoken like someone who hit peak intelligence at 14 and could never look back to realize how fucking dumb they were.
Javasndphotoclicks says
But, books a dangerous to children. I’m pretty sick of this timeline.
Undead_Necromancer says
> The Republican-led Missouri state house on Wednesday voted against banning minors from openly carrying firearms on public land without adult supervision.
this is stupid beyond imagination.
ceton33 says
The only thing stops a bad kid with a gun is a good kid with a gun
comfortablyflawed says
You can’t have birth control, you can’t have an abortion, you can’t have the morning after pill, it’s the law that your kids go to underfunded, under resourced schools, where we will make sure they learn exactly enough to be heartbreakingly ignorant and ill equipped for any sort of or even normal functioning in the real world, never mind making sure they are laughably stupid on the global stage, we’re not going to make it possible for you to afford child care so you can go to the job that won’t pay you enough to afford adequate housing or enough food for your kids, never mind sports or enrichment activities, aaaaand… not only are we taking no steps whatsoever to protect your child from being shot, we’re actually going to change the law so that the odds of it happening go way, way up.
Family values!! Enjoy parenting! (Oh… hope your kid is CIS/ heteronormative, and white, without any learning disabilities are other challenges, because those are whole other, separate paragraphs of what kind of hell you can expect. Anyway, again, enjoy parenting!)
The greatest evidence that the Republicans know global warming is real and there is going to be no more planet in the next 20 to 30 years is how unabashedly they keep proving they don’t give one shit about how stupid and amoral they look, and make America look on the world stage
GhostalMedia says
> While it may be intuitive that a 14-year-old has no legitimate purpose, it doesn’t actually mean that they’re going to harm someone. We don’t know that yet
Spoken like someone who hit peak intelligence at 14 and could never look back to realize how fucking dumb they were.
Liandan says
I can’t be reading this right, or there’s an error. Because if it says what it looks like, this is unimaginably evil lunacy.