malepitt says My question is, if the chicken was raw, can the boyfriend now be safely stored at room temperature, or should he be refrigerated until he is cooked?
bstowers says **Watch it, Minnesota!** You’re treading dangerously close to /r/FloridaMan territory, and we don’t take kindly to others trying to horn in on our brand.
walter_2000_ says Call me when she gets to 1.5 chickens. 1 chicken, I’m busy that day. Not enough chickens to bother.
The_Gumbo says
Cock slapped
jonnyinternet says
r/notthewholechicken
widdrjb says
Using a feather is erotic, but the entire chicken is perverted.
PM_ME_UR_XTRA_NIPS says
Fox9 reporting on the real issues
malepitt says
My question is, if the chicken was raw, can the boyfriend now be safely stored at room temperature, or should he be refrigerated until he is cooked?
slumvillain says
And he never called her a chickenhead again
bstowers says
**Watch it, Minnesota!**
You’re treading dangerously close to /r/FloridaMan territory, and we don’t take kindly to others trying to horn in on our brand.
menlindorn says
At least it wasn’t a large trout (irc rules)
walter_2000_ says
Call me when she gets to 1.5 chickens. 1 chicken, I’m busy that day. Not enough chickens to bother.
ButtParalysisDemon says
I feel there are better ways to tenderize the meat.