“Reverse” and “slow down” mean different things entirely. Anyone can slow down aging by preventing damage to tissue (chemical, UV exposure) and slowing down metabolism by a lower calorie but still nutritious diet.
Once ppl get rich, they realize what really matters is health, quality of life, and longevity. They’ll go a long way to try and get those. Have you noticed how buff Jeff Bezos got in the last 5-10 years? One of the characters on HBOs Silicon Valley also exhibited this trend.
Meanwhile, he is mutuals with people on Twitter who spout incessantly about liberals drinking baby blood. It’s almost like these lunatics are projecting what they’re doing to keep their stans on side (as if they’d care if their people do it).
sylv0028 says
Looks like a wax figure now
wwarnout says
I’m pretty sure a more accurate description would be, “…to ***try to*** reverse ageing (which failed)”
H4R81N63R says
So… vampire?
saxjs57 says
Did it work tho?
Medit8or says
“Vampire applies makeup with the back of a spoon to look more human.”
Eleven918 says
Some of the photos in that article give off Alabama vibes.
TikkiTakiTomtom says
Someone obviously didn’t take enough biology classes. Stem cells are where its at and where its at reliably for sure isnt blood.
Flowchart83 says
“Reverse” and “slow down” mean different things entirely. Anyone can slow down aging by preventing damage to tissue (chemical, UV exposure) and slowing down metabolism by a lower calorie but still nutritious diet.
HappyBunchaTrees says
Gavin Belson is still at it
MechanicalHorse says
Gavin Belson vibes
paternaldock says
“now i’m just somebody that you used to know”
kinda looks like that guy
1pencil says
I think the quarter inch of makeup and (probably) laser hair removal did more.
Still looks like a older 40 year old who is going through a midlife crises.
Ederris says
Once ppl get rich, they realize what really matters is health, quality of life, and longevity. They’ll go a long way to try and get those. Have you noticed how buff Jeff Bezos got in the last 5-10 years? One of the characters on HBOs Silicon Valley also exhibited this trend.
pacwess says
“My blood bag!”
nunyaranunculus says
Meanwhile, he is mutuals with people on Twitter who spout incessantly about liberals drinking baby blood. It’s almost like these lunatics are projecting what they’re doing to keep their stans on side (as if they’d care if their people do it).